I do not wish to alarm you, but I am quite certain that someone attempted to burgle the house while I was taking my afternoon walk yesterday. I have installed a number of tamper-revealing indicators throughout the house, and several were broken when I returned.
Thankfully I had all the articles with me as I was attempting to divine their meaning as I wandered. I see now that I will have to be even more vigilant .
Have you any itews? Whispers of the Bandit seem to have quieted here of late. I am not sure what that implies. Has he gone? Or am I being plotted against?